Candy Elephants~!

IT TAKES A SLOTH 42 HOURS T O HVE SEX KVYSPZGSLCBC

And that is the meaning of life.

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thefistofartemis:

bad-dominicana:

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jessiedress:

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darkchef:

Bacon, Guacamole Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Ingredients

• 2 slices bacon
• 2 slices sour dough bread
• 1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
• 1/2 cup jack and cheddar cheese, shredded
• 2 tablespoons guacamole, room temperature
• 1 tablespoon tortilla chips, crumbled (optional)

Directions

1. Cook the bacon until crispy and set aside on paper towels to drain.
2. Butter one side of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese onto the unbuttered side of one slice of bread followed by the guacamole, bacon, tortilla chips, the remaining cheese and finally top with the remaining slice of bread with the buttered side up.
3. Grill over medium heat until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-3 minutes per side.

goddamn. 

Ohiwantit. This is obvs what I’ve been training my mouth to withstand the itch of avocado for!

Reading this recipe made my vagina twitch with joy

i want to die this kind of death

O_____O

Oh my god. This looks way too good to be healthy. WANT.

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85-lbs:

I like the lunge jump and single leg drop.

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now-do-it-fitspo:

20 Summer Smoothie Recipes
Watermelon Frosty
Grapefruit Pink Smoothie
Strawberry Lemonade Frosty
Pinkie Sweet Pomegranate Smoothie
Citrus Frosty
Peaches and Cream Smoothie
Fresh Orange Juice Smoothie
Peachy Hemp Protein Smoothie
Peachy Lychee Daiquiri
Calm Chamomile Smoothie
Pina Avocado Smoothie
Kiwi Basil Smoothie
Blue Acai Smoothie
Blueberry Kickstart Smoothie
Berry-Cado Smoothie
Strawberry Banana Smoothie
Blueberry Coconut Water Frosty
Dark and Frosty Acai Smoothie
Almond Butter Shake
Chocolate Chai Shake

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I don’t care what you guys think, I’m still scared to say Bloody Mary in the bathroom by myself. 

Has anyone noticed that the play on Ember Island is a more accurate portrayal of Avatar than the actual movie?  

darklight1824:

doingthemost510:

purelyawkward:

MONEY.

Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

 

My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? 

brunetteinferno:

OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D

got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. 

forever reblog

haha I got money today!!! 

Show me the moneyyyy!

MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY!

I’m a greedy bitch who just wants some cash.

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Thanks Tumblr.

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jessthepotato:

itsbleeding-insideme:

I’m obligated as a resident of Earth

FOREVER REBLOG

well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?

I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/

FOREVER REBLOG

Who wouldn’t reblog this?

I just had to reblog after I had. Sorry. DEAL WITH IT.

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deadjosey:

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pernillo:

DEAD

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OMG NO!

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